Hey y’all, any tips to keep cats off your car? I’ve got a neighborhood full of them, and they keep jumping on my ride. Any tricks that work? 
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Try aluminum foil or maybe even a cucumber. It works to keep my cat off the counters, so might do the trick for your car too 
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Man, I’ll never understand why cats are so scared of cucumbers, but those videos are hilarious🤣
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Right? I think it’s because cucumbers look like snakes, so it catches them off guard. 
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That’s gotta be it, snake vibes with the shape and color. Makes sense now. 
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Buy them a nice cat bed and put it on your car. Then just leave an empty cardboard box nearby. Problem solved. Cats can’t resist a box. 
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Surround your car with mothballs, like you’re doing some kind of seance 
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Dude, just vape around your car. Should keep ‘em away. 
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Put a dog on top of the car. That’ll sort things out. 
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Barrett .50 cal BMG. Problem solved. 
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Speed holes, man. Just add speed holes.
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Cat? What cat? 