Did you know your Lightning gets heavier when it's fully charged like really?

…by about 5.24 nanograms on a full charge for those of you with the 143kWh 131kWh usable Extended Range pack.

e=mc^2 my friends

Plan your trips ahead

I only use premium electrons they feel a bit denser because of the additives

Harper said:
I only use premium electrons they feel a bit denser because of the additives

Electrons from hydro power seem heavier because of the moisture content

Keira said:

Harper said:
I only use premium electrons they feel a bit denser because of the additives

Electrons from hydro power seem heavier because of the moisture content

True but they slide through the wires easier

Keira said:

Harper said:
I only use premium electrons they feel a bit denser because of the additives

Electrons from hydro power seem heavier because of the moisture content

What about the ones from a nuclear plant?

@Otis
Better grab a Geiger counter

Harper said:
I only use premium electrons they feel a bit denser because of the additives

This is hilarious :joy:

Harper said:
I only use premium electrons they feel a bit denser because of the additives

If you want to get the most out of your range, don’t forget to charge with ethanol-free electrons

@Easton
Make sure to use that E-50 electron juice

@Easton
They definitely store better over time and don’t corrode the wires

Harper said:
@Easton
They definitely store better over time and don’t corrode the wires

E50 keeps everything clean and fast

Harper said:
I only use premium electrons they feel a bit denser because of the additives

Does anyone know if California charges more for that Summer Blend of electrons? I got my Flash in November and haven’t needed to use them yet

@Dallas
Yeah, summer electrons are more expensive in California you know the premium blend

Harper said:
I only use premium electrons they feel a bit denser because of the additives

You should really consider switching to synthetic electrons

Harper said:
I only use premium electrons they feel a bit denser because of the additives

You are my hero!

Harper said:
I only use premium electrons they feel a bit denser because of the additives

Premium? I thought Platinum was the top choice!

The jaw-dropping truth is, it’s hefty enough to possibly harm you

Always shake your charging cable before unplugging you don’t want to waste any of that juice

Beau said:
Always shake your charging cable before unplugging you don’t want to waste any of that juice

You could try parking your Lightning higher off the ground to lighten it up